Coffee time!

We wait for the post every day
to come clattering down on the mat;
if it's bills we get awfully sad,
if it's cards, we're excited by that!

It's great to hear news from our friends
and it's good to get magazines too,
but junk mail goes straight in the trash,
as advertisements generally do.

Unsolicited marketing bumph
weighs down the poor Royal Mail crew
so please don't send any more -
we'll bin it or return it to you!

© Janet Henderson September 2015